Bush speech drinking game

Deadly Violence Flares in Baghdad Suburb
Bombers blew apart two markets in Baghdad on Sunday, killing at least 48 people and wounding more than 200. The bloody assaults on the Shiite slum of Sadr City came just after Iraqi political leaders said the new parliament will convene Thursday.

As the situation in Iraq continues to change and violence increases, president Bush is set to make a series of speeches to tell us that things in Iraq are not really as bad as it appears. Some are suggesting that the only way a person can bear to listen to these speeches is to participate in the Bush speech drinking game:
Bush speech drinking game: 1 for "Iraqis have a choice", 1 for "We'll stand down as they stand up," 3 for "We've got them on the run," 5 for "freedom on the march" and drain the bottle and take the rest of the day off if he goes with "mission accomplished."